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Meta Thread Sen 08/05/2021 (Thu) 19:44:08 No. 29035 [Reply] [Last]
Onee.ch Meta Thread Ask questions and discuss the site here. Upgraded to 2.7
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>>31547 Shut it down as domain registration was ending. The api moved to https://api.sen.cat

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Patch Watch™ Re-reloaded Anonymous 12/10/2021 (Fri) 22:55:22 No. 31269 [Reply] [Last]
Here we keep tabs on that famous used imageboard salesman, Patch. How to spot a patchan? 1. Cloudflare used on the clearnet URL, possible vaniety .onion 2. Shadowy admin that does not disclose backstory 3. Board hi-jinx: possible removal of "subject" and or "name" posting fields. Invisible bump-locks 4. Shills far and wide 5. Generic board themes/mascots For each item that meets the criteria, assign a hamster wheel. The most possible is 5 hamster wheels. 5/5 hamster wheels is the most patchy and probably a patchan. How can you help you ask? Do you part to report any suspected patchan here. Fill out the included template for each new patchan.
I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde.
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>>31815 Patch why did you delete the thread with all your altchans? Ngl patch is to brandon what brandon is to me. Brandon you should dump all the stuff you've learned over years of patchwatch. Fuck him for scamming you out of your hard earned money
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little known fact: possums glow in the dark
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No. No. No.
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http://i z5c4vzed2jh553thvifnm63ayadcxh6wvamtxhhwtmtkbme6sj6mwid.onion/ http://i z5c4vzed2jh553thvifnm63ayadcxh6wvamtxhhwtmtkbme6sj6mwid.onion/ http://i z5c4vzed2jh553thvifnm63ayadcxh6wvamtxhhwtmtkbme6sj6mwid.onion/
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>>31923 We'll take that for a "yes" "yes" "yes"

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QAnon Counter Intel Drop#8 Tomoe Gozon 21rst century Warrior General thesunking 01/21/2022 (Fri) 06:14:11 No. 31729 [Reply]
QAnon Counter Intel Drop#8 Tomoe Gozon 21rst century Warrior General https://share.vidyard.com/watch/86JhagTNPu8ChSdoqnB8f3?
QANON Counterintel drop#9 Shanghai Surprise https://share.vidyard.com/watch/gWZf2EzvhD6VHpfncMxFuH?
QANON Counterintel Drop#10 Codemonkey Fool https://share.vidyard.com/watch/Py4S5G8NTx9x2JXp9BH2M3?
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QANON Counterintel Drop#11 The Pied Piper https://share.vidyard.com/watch/p9LEHX16CfWhZM68ZbkWBt?
QANON Counterintel Drop#12 Still Playing the Game https://share.vidyard.com/watch/xSFsLEpQ1cMfwTARKtqD8f?
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QANON Counterintel Drop#13 Carpet Bombing the Circle https://share.vidyard.com/watch/UGwNSqy3WfQqn8qFptV59Y?

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Oh See Siks Anonymous 12/11/2021 (Sat) 01:30:59 No. 31274 [Reply]

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>>31686 Double this.
>>31811 Wrong hole, herr Hitler. No wonder you lost the war.
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"Comic James" font is pretty close, no? There's too much space after the "O", so that text is actually two layers on top of each other with the whitespace reduced and then the layers pushed together.
Good day to write a purchase requisition for a 747.
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Be not a baker if your head is made of butter.

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Kurrent Knews Anonymous 04/10/2021 (Sat) 23:32:54 No. 25797 [Reply]
The lead guitarist for Quiet Riot, INXS, born Earl Simmons, was taken to a hospital in White Plains, New York, on April 2 suffering from a bad case of death, according to his attorney, Murray Richman. Tragically, he did not recover on account of systemic racism. He is survived by his 15 (!) children, none of whom know he was their father. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rapper-dmx-dead-dies_n_6068961cc5b6c00165c1bf82 Let's please have a moment of silence...OK, that's good enough.
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The Left re-wrote generations of super heros to make them fit their agenda. They wrecked Captain America. The latest one to undergo transformation is Robin of Batman fame. In a move everyone saw coming, he's now bi. One of DC Comics' most beloved superhero characters has come out as bisexual. In the newly-released installment of 'Batman: Urban Legends,' the Caped Crusader's longtime sidekick Robin, a.k.a Tim Drake, agrees to go on a date with a male character named Bernard Dowd, teasing his LGBTQ status. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9881247/Batmans-sidekick-Robin-comes-bisexual-DC-Comics-latest-book.html Not to be out done, I thought I'd try my hand at this: Black Panther becomes a cuck and loves to watch his women get railed by White men. Wonder Woman gives up crime fighting, says she wants to have a kid and stay home cooking & cleaning all day.
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Today's headlines: Flood goons up to no good.
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Meat loaf died. I can't say I was a big fan, but I liked some of his music. He was great in Rocky Horror and Fight Club. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10426153/Bat-Hell-singer-Meat-Loaf-dies-74.html

Effort post some new threads if you want people to come. Most people just reply.

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What's Cooking? Anonymous 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:38:17 No. 25751 [Reply]
What are you serving up today? Here I've made Neapolitan pizza again. I started the dough yesterday, and made the sauce today. The recipe has you making two dough balls but last time that didn't seem like enough. This is with all the dough at once (about 400g). I have some slices left over for later. I'm pretty pleased with KAF Type 00 flour. They just started getting it in my grocery store here.
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>>31651 You are correct.
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Rice noodles and grilled cheese from last night.
>>31699 looks like shit
>>31714 >two characters lel

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Bread Sen 07/07/2021 (Wed) 20:03:40 No. 28193 [Reply]
Made some bread
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>>31601 I wouldn't call them burned one did burn, but I didn't show that one but they had to stay in the skillet longer than I would have liked because the middle doesn't cook completely otherwise. Like I was saying, next time I make these I'll make them considerably wider and a bit thinner. That should help with the under done middle problem.
Anti flood goon bump
Anti flood goon bump
Flood goons begone.

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Slinky Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 01:48:42 No. 26391 [Reply]
Big Fun
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maybe if you're a kid in the 1930s
>>26459 the Slinky was invented in the 1940's fren
Slinky is BIG FUN.
So true!

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Anonymous 01/21/2022 (Fri) 02:23:54 No. 31626 [Reply]

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Collectibles Anonymous 01/20/2022 (Thu) 05:27:32 No. 31605 [Reply]
I was in a shop today and a man walked in. The clerk was taking a long time with someone on the phone, so I was talking with the man. He had The Beatles - Rubber Soul for sale as a record. He pulled it out of a duffle-bag, was taking about JFK and Elvis. I don't even have a turn table, but I was thinking of buying it if only to have something collectible. He said he bought it for $20-something dollars. Ultimately I didn't get it, but it got me to think of things people buy just for collecting purposes. Do you have any collections?
Make use of whatever advanced technology is available
>>31605 I collect knives and coins.
i avoid any contact with strangers

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Anonymous 01/15/2022 (Sat) 20:47:33 No. 31566 [Reply]
it's dead
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>>31566 I saved pic rel a year or two before 8ch fell. Never followed the directions. Looks like the onion has peeled.
>>31567 Liar.

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Anonymous 05/15/2021 (Sat) 19:04:04 No. 27235 [Reply]
Brandon robert kelley, the thread
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>>27235 Bump
brandon robert kelley
Brandon Robert Kelley is a known pedophile
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>brandon checked his bookmarks and bumped patchwatch

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How to generate Green Pass ? Anonymous 10/30/2021 (Sat) 11:01:30 No. 30868 [Reply]
Hey, I am looking a way to generate EU green pass. Any ideas ? I don't want to make money, just to fuck EU
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Brandon Robert Kelley Anonymous 08/08/2021 (Sun) 01:53:33 No. 29120 [Reply]
42 years old and this is how you ended up. No family, no job, no accomplishments. Just posting on dead obscure imageboards. That's horrible.
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He's gone. Just like that. Wow.
Brandon Robert Kelley

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Anonymous 09/11/2021 (Sat) 18:21:16 No. 30333 [Reply]
Kill yourself Simon.
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i run away from my house yes or yes? or a should kill myself?
>>31556 It depends on how fast your house can run. Can it catch you?
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>>30333 No, u. Have a nice day, Sen!
>>31574 cope bootlicker
>>31574 I hope you have a nice day as well :)

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System 37 Anonymous 01/13/2022 (Thu) 15:19:01 No. 31537 [Reply]
Knowledge is the Key, whoever is superior have the Knowledge that you don't have, Secret societies members ranks different than the other due to their knowledge level, those people whose think that they know better than all of you whose don't know for the Nation's interest, but actually its for their own interest, and we all are nothing but collateral casualties for them, they Brain wash us through our schools, closing our conscious, blinding our eyes to the reality and the facts around us to realize the knowledge that we suppose to have in order to retrieve one mandatory thing, its our true Rights, our Humane Rights that you do know from within, and have no clue if it exist, the Rights that we lived seeing others enjoying it while we are suffering Hunger and Deprivation, they didn't even stop, as they think that they superior than us, they thinks that they have to control us, manipulate us, vaccinate us, limit our existence, eliminate our own children, because we grow in numbers to the extend that they cannot tolerate, so they go with a plan from the beginning, but something they didn't plan for have came up, their whole story have leaked out, and a new knowledge have awakened early, that's why they have rushed everything to push the people to be vaccinated as soon as they can, so they cant think, or act, here is the knowledge that will make you superior than all of them, know what this is all about and awaken your consciousness:- The System Name: System 37 (RXMHQ) Description: Complete System that replace all the current invalid systems retrieving the humanity looted Rights back. Status: Activated but the current systems succeeded to hide it from the minds. Attempts: So many bases in different platforms have been made about it, and all of it has been banned by the systems to nullify the chance of knowing it. System Slogan: System 37 has been created to eliminate all the current invalid systems around the Nations decades ago, such invalid systems that caused the Chaos we Human beings are living now... all this about to change once you have the knowledge... The System preparatory Pages (site): https://0se.co/jt73u The System (PDF): https://0se.co/reMar
didn't read and not clicking that
>>31540 up to you baby, i clicked them and I got infected with COVID-19 virus.

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Anonymous 01/13/2022 (Thu) 02:44:57 No. 31533 [Reply]
Would you?
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Yes, I would send to gulag.
>>31534 Commiecat IS gulag.
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Be a good capitalist and buy a bot instead.
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>>31539 Commiecat basically is a sex robot when you think about it.

Anonymous 01/08/2022 (Sat) 00:42:30 No. 31491 [Reply]
New message from provider Ticket id: 50881 Employee: Sales Support Related service: Aluminium[USA] #280784 (, localhost.server.com) Блокировка Hello Abuse-Team, your Server/Customer with the IP: ** (localhost.server.com) has attacked one of our servers/partners. The attackers used the method/service: *ssh* on: *Thu, 06 Jan 2022 20:44:30 +0100*. The time listed is from the server-time of the Blocklist-user who submitted the report. The attack was reported to the Blocklist.de-System on: *Thu, 06 Jan 2022 20:44:34 +0100* !!! Do not answer to this Mail! Use support@ or contact-form for Questions (no resolve-messages, no updates....) !!! The IP has been automatically blocked for a period of time. For an IP to be blocked, it needs

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Who worries about failed ssh logins? Just key only and be done with it. I get alot of shit from China. More than anywhere else. At one time I had them blocked with ipset.
>>31493 I know right? 1 failed ssh login attempt and it's (((abuse))) and the whole VPS gets cancelled. Bullshit.