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Sen 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:46:35 No. 14611 [Reply] [Last]
Onee.ch Meta Thread Ask questions and discuss the site here. broken files hopefully fixed
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OC 2 Anonymous 01/13/2021 (Wed) 00:40:41 No. 20933 [Reply]
OC Thread 2 last one hit bump limit
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>mfw this thread still :(
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>>22651 FFFFFffzzt!
>>22651 yeah baby, that's the stuff

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Anonymous 12/29/2020 (Tue) 08:16:56 No. 19677 [Reply]
It posts the music in the thread
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ʌᴥʌ
The world cannot be understood from a single point of view. -Eleanor Roosevelt

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Breaking News Anonymous 12/27/2020 (Sun) 03:26:52 No. 19161 [Reply]
It's over.
Respect you in the morning?! Hell, I don't even respect you now.
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Does the water go down your drain clockwise or counter clockwise?
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I'm sitting here listening to Alex Jones attack Qanon. Conspiracy nutter attacking conspiracy nutters. Buckle up. Wild times are a coming'in.
>>20545 There's lots of things, there's no gay sky fairy at all though. It's not a jewsus or nothing sort of deal. When little girls have imaginary friends it's cuter.
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If you have a retarded boomerang, does that mean it actually flies straight and doesn't come back?
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Blackveil Vaal Hazak is my spirit animal.

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Anonymous 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:14:37 No. 22590 [Reply]
What's the matter Callan Gamez, run out of steam?
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>>22593 >He exclusively goes by aj now unless hes samefagging >click >refresh
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Sen won.

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Yonkers New 'Nothing Go' Yonkers 01/21/2021 (Thu) 17:40:38 No. 22600 [Reply]
A preview of Yonkers new concept art for his 'Nothing Go'.
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He IS improving, hey!
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This one is my favorite.
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Anonymous 01/03/2021 (Sun) 04:19:52 No. 20074 [Reply]
https://coincidencedetector.com/ Version 14.88.28 of the Coincidence Detector has been released, and it's working again. Changes: - Judas Watch integration was disabled, because https://judas.watch/ has disappeared. - IPFS URLs were disabled, because I'm not happy with IPFS's performance. I also want to handle decentralization of the list in a more low-tech way going forward. - Firefox's postMessage implemenation became more strict since 2 years ago, so a Firefox-specific fix for that had to be made. https://coincidencedetector.com/
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Based but don't see this lasting very long
>>20163 Hello Cassie!
>>20163 It'll last as long as he wants, if he doesn't use normie (((platforms))).

RedCr0w 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:06:24 No. 22622 [Reply]
The santa hat is still up boss
Take it down. Valentine's Day is coming. t. your boss
>>22622 I'll take it down at the end of january

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Anonymous 01/11/2021 (Mon) 20:06:31 No. 20784 [Reply]
I'm going to kys
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>>20801 pls respond
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>>20803 dont ask me what this is but i made it for you
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>>20804 oh thank you sweetheart
>>20789 Because I got ants in me pants.
>>20828 No, that'd be semen.

Neuroplasticity Anonymous 12/25/2020 (Fri) 21:10:22 No. 19097 [Reply]
Humans have the capability to dramatically alter their brain makeup via neuroplasticity. If you want to become more creative, do creative things; be a better debater? Work on increasing your social intelligence; you can even become more emotionally intelligent & empathic by reading novels because you experience the story from a character's perspective, putting you in "their" shoes. The most drastic thing you can do is massively alter your personality by stepping out of familiar territory & trying things that don't come naturally to you, or are even opposed to. The meme that humans are "only using 10% of their brain" is truer than most would believe. By utilizing neuroplasticity, you can actually upgrade your intelligence & character by leaps & bounds, but it is a strong commitment. I've recently started and am already noticing improvements to memory & creativity. So, neuroplasticity is about being you, but better.
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Nice thread. For me to POOP on!
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>>19113 Yeah, we're all going to head to a godamn amusement park in the middle of a pandemic. Also, +2 demerits for not posting Triumph with his catch phase.
>>19114 It's not Triumph's catch phrase, kiddo.
>>19140 https://www.quotes.net/mquote/780690 "I kid, Conan, I kid. You got a good show... For me to poop on." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_to_Europe "Brian also uses Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog's catch phrase, "For me to poop on" to insult Stewie"
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>>19113 Poop, you say?

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Nuts! Attack squirrels. Anonymous 12/31/2020 (Thu) 01:12:36 No. 19749 [Reply]
This is one of those things that's funny as long as it didn't happen to you. Just try and picture this. Wild squirrels have been attacking residents living in the New York City borough of Queens since late November, leaving many afraid of venturing outside. One woman has even had to go to the emergency room, with others expressing their worry about even going outside. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9098049/Blood-thirsty-squirrels-attacks-residents-Queens-neighborhood.html
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>>19758 gimme them chips.
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I was sitting in the park once, reading a book, and a squirrel came right up to me looking for food. It started running around the back of my head then sat there within arm's reach staring at me. If some kid who doesn't know any better reaches out to pet it, that kid will probably get bit. And if the parents make a stink with the park staff, they'll send animal control to cull a large number of squirrels in the park just to get rid of the few aggressive ones. And that's why I hate people who feed the squirrels. Because they just find it amusing to train some squirrel to eat out of their hand. But these are wild animals. They have their own sources of food. They don't need you. You're not helping them. And you're putting their lives at risk. You are a stupid dick.
>>19760 Sorry that was harsh. I'm just passionate about squirrels.
>>19764 we evolved from a very similar creature.
I enjoy nutting. Does that count?

Anonymous 12/27/2020 (Sun) 08:53:59 No. 19253 [Reply]
What, you think you're pretty?
>>19253 >spic
>>19253 She's a hottie

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Anonymous 12/28/2020 (Mon) 09:41:36 No. 19419 [Reply] [Last]
I have a problem. Something about me makes me extremely attractive to kids. They almost immediately want to be alone with me and make out, but so blinded by hormonal urgency, they tend to ignore the potential consequences or just outright rebel against their parents and the law. By "problem" I don't mean internal conflict. They can all consent and should all be fulfilled. Yes I am going to eat your daughter's pussy in the laundry room. Shes excited by my rugged handsomeness and blunt charisma, and my pets are cute and friendly wingmen. It starts out innocent and natural enough, but then a sort of panic starts to set in - for all parties. Im worried about investigation, shes worried about wrath and grounding from her parents, theyre worried about their little girl being "corrupted" or impregnated - which might result in a confrontation that could turn ugly. Even if not violent, certainly breaking down social relations. Now your neighbors arent friends, your loli with benefits is locked down, and everyone is gossiping that shes a whore or youre a rapist. tl;dr age of consent laws and societal insecurity about sexuality cause way more harm than good. It breaks hearts, stunts the growth and maturation of kids, turns people into paranoiacs, and its just all so damn unnecessary.
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i am convinced jan knew exactly what she was doing and played along with robs schemes to evade and troll everyone - and now that shes old and hes gone thats the neat little bow to wrap it all up. yeah, aliens, totally.
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probably a cautionary tale though. girls shouldnt fall for crazy guys and vice versa, but what when theyre both nuts? then you get a couple that defies all conventions.
>>19820 the alien thing was retarded
Happy new year Steph & Callan!
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Dude, let us in! Anonymous 01/11/2021 (Mon) 22:40:36 No. 20787 [Reply]
We're from the Milky Way galaxy!
>>20787 Hey! So am I!

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Anonymous 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:41:02 No. 20960 [Reply]
https://600chan.ga/ >403 forbidden >Your IP address is listed in torexit.dan.me.uk.
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Anonymous 01/14/2021 (Thu) 00:40:30 No. 21022 [Reply]
Hello everyone This is about cats. Has anyone seen videos were cats are "educated" with a little bit of pain. I wanna see videos of cats getting, not tortured or abused but slapped and such. testicles slapped for example? i wanna see how cats react Any links to such forums/sites which may have material like this , i would really appreciate it Not sure why cats or why i wanna see videos like that, but i do. I like animals and people. Cats are ok too but i wanna see them slapped around a bit for some reason.
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>>21022 No. Fuck off.
>>21025 Sen mad
>I wanna see how a cat reacts to its testicles getting slapped >Not sure why cats or why i wanna see videos like that, but i do going to take a wild stab here and say this is some kind of sexual thing making it a specific sexual fetish I can't even find in cartoon form through a search after you made me curious, so bravo for that also you're a hurtcore tier kike faggot who should kys
Patch thread, do not reply. This reply is okay though because I'm making it. Deal with it.
Cats make great foot warmers.

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One-party Nation Anonymous 01/06/2021 (Wed) 22:04:50 No. 20594 [Reply] [Last]
The country formally known as America is now a one-party socialist/communist nation. I propose the new name "Socialist Republic Of Wokestania". You will never win a card game with the deck stacked against you, and you'll never win an election when the system is rigged against you. There were states with constitutions that specifically forbid mail-in voting that did exactly that. You have one party that is working under the phrase "By any means necessary" and other that prays and shows up at the voting booth every 2 years. There is no point in voting anymore, and the people are mad. Basically, I agree with this: https://dailystormer.su/georgia-democrats-win-both-senate-elections-securing-absolute-one-party-rule/ I really see no peaceful way out of this. We're Venezuela now. Capitol building entered: https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/01/06/watch-protesters-break-into-u-s-capitol-building-amid-electoral-college-vote/ Looks like mostly peaceful protesters to me. Remember, the domestic terror group Antifa and the black hate group BLM were (are) allowed to do even worse for weeks on end so I'm sure this is OK. Lest we forget the CHOP/CHAZ summer of free love/pot-luck spagetti dinner zone that was up for weeks. And the buring of the Wendy's and the looting of the Walmarts and Targets. Let's get the murals ready to lionize these peaceful protesters.
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>>21055 Cope anonymutt. >>21056 0
>>21059 too old neonatiphilies rise up
>>21060 At least wait for them to hatch.
>>21062 stop oppressing me
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wtf Images Anonymous 12/01/2020 (Tue) 23:52:37 No. 17977 [Reply]
Post your favorites or the best ones that you find.
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Goon Saloon
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Anonymous 01/14/2021 (Thu) 08:56:41 No. 21050 [Reply]
If a bugman eats bugs, does that make him a cannibal?
Obviously.
>>21050 Perhaps

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Anonymous 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:59:15 No. 21917 [Reply]
Is there even any thread that isn't about toddlers anymore?
>>21917 Sadly not. Callan and AJ ruined this place by pedoposting and Sen ruined it by allowing it for so long.
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That kinda reminds of this.
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no And that's a good thing!
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