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Thanks to Textmate we now have an irc channel on Rizon

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Comfy Movie Night

Weekly Comfy Movie night is about to begin
We're watching the movie that inspired gta 4
https://cytu.be/r/Comfy_Movie_Night

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I WILL DOUBLE PPH

You are welcome.

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Confirm me some things

So, I can't play BL3. So i did a little test...
165.22.3.137 is you right?
Why the fuck my connection is being redirected to switzerland (213.248.97.148) if my ip ranges from 200.146.xxx.xx?!
The ip from switzerland links to, interestingly, lol, to www.childabusesafezone.com
....
99.99% sure that this redirection is not intended to me, i was just testing to see why the fuck my connection was timing out, made a tracert to idk, let'sw try onee.ch and found this...
So... Something happened while I was away that you deleted everything but still made some people looking for something?

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good laughs

anyone got anything worth laughing at?

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We shouold kill all women and w*ak males and reproduce by budding

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Got a new patch. What do you guys think?

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CROSSED

Crossed and crossed badlands 10/10 gore comic change my mind

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Message for nanotech

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how many languages do you speak anon?

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Sen, why havent u spammed shilled space in a while?

Dont quit now
fucking sen

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hey tony, go throw out the fucking trash ya muck!

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LOVE ME, PLEASE?

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good morning anon, i hope you have a wonderful day at work sweety :3

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Some countries in this world don't deserve a democracy, their people aren't able to think logically, and the elected is usually a retard as well.
We need great dictators with the greatness of the country in mind, who will do anything it takes to reach said greatness.
Be it kill off all the opposition or rule the people with fear, we need a self-aware dictator who will turn a blind eye to anything he truly believes is unreasonable or not for the country as a whole's sake.
Giving the people of a country the choice to choose their future was a bad idea, all we need is a single person who wishes the best for the country to rule the country with no laws governing over him. The people of a country can't be counted on. Patriotism is what will make the country great, not the people of the country. The people of the country couldn't care less about said country, they're main focus is themselves. They only care about the country in the sense of what will happen to them if a country's progress turns to a way they didn't wish for.
People are selfish beings, its the rare selfless patriots who will truly make a country great.

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lol

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What social media does anon use?

Pic unrelated

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Im gonna update the site to the newest version of lynxchan soon.
This means i essentially have to remake everything and port the themes over.
Ill also bring the database over so the posts and accs wont be lost.

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whats poppin

whats poppin

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why haven't you fucked an Indian girl yet white boy?

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why haven't you fucked an Italian woman yet white boy?

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Survival drive.

I'm thinking of making a survival drive because I have nothing better to be doing so why not prepare for when fiction and reality meet? That and I have an unused flash drive.

-"But what's a survival drive?"
It's basically a flash drive that will contain information about how to go about surviving if, for some reason, you are lost in the wild with your survival drive and a working device to use said survival drive on.
*Yes it means you will be taking your cell phone(with some kind of USB to cell phone connector) or a laptop with you along with the survival drive when travelling, going camping or even when some natural disaster occurs.

-"But that's too much to be carrying around."
Hey, better safe than sorry.

-"So what's the point of this post?"
I don't have a lot of files that contain information on survival. However, I have seen them being posted in some other chans. So, if anyone has saved those files or has similar files of their own, would help if you posted them on this thread.

Files can be anything like how to make DIY weapons, how to use the weapons, how to plant and grow crops, how to make a shelter, anything that you think will be useful in a survival situation. By the way, the files I have are episodes 1-12 of "Sounan desuka?"(in 480p, helps to save space.) and a GameTheory video on where the best place would be if a zombie apocalypse happened( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-sLhsSofnU ).
Right now all I have is a 32GB flash drive, but maybe I'll increase the size if need be. Also, I encourage anons to make their own survival drive because you never what's going to happen. One day you're going on a camping trip with your friends(or alone) and the next thing you know, you're lost. Good thing you had that survival drive with you!

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just sitting here drinking shitty North American "champagne" thinking how shit life is and watching anime. what are you up to onee-chan?

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why is Oneechan's logo a gay ass planet instead of a big titty Onee-san? Shit's retarded

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Duck army recuiting center

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hey onee-san, is the integrity and privacy of the users safe on this site? Can you tell us why or why not?

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can you please stop calling Italians black, they are fucking Aryan

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life didn't turn out great it seems. I find myself thinking about it more and more. I'm not a basement dweller, I have a job, a degree, and a long-term partner. It just seems that life was supposed to be different and it's my fault. I wasn't aggressive enough with what I wanted. I was too passive.

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/CYB/ THEME IS BADASS

can we get the /cyb/ thing for the whole board? pls?

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Ya'll doing NoNutNovember or does oneechan not believe in NoNutNovember? I'm trying to do NoNutNovember tbh, want to see how well i'll do. Like a challenge to myself.

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pigskins are for niggers tbh

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oi bruva, i'll beat yo focking ass ok nigga? pull up

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are you using the Lain theme? it's fucking awesome

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Rey should be naked

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rulecuckedchan admins are currently trying to memory hole that they were ever in the fageration and are deleting all discussion of it.
Sen, are you in on this poppycockery?

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why do people want consoles to die?

i'm a very casual gamer, i don't like computers cause it's too much work and are also pretty fucking gay. everywhere i go online i always read people arguing that pc is dominating and consoles are dying. i seriously don't see an average joe buying a 300 dollar computer just to play need for speed. i like the idea of buying a box that i can hook up to my tv and instantly play games.

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TPZ

daily reminder that this site is part of the tranny petting zoo federation

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I got an extra PC(laptop) and its not being used anymore, suggest me some epic distros anons.
I'm using Ubuntu RN

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Dragonchan update

As you may have heard, Dragonchan is back.
We have Oekaki, dice roll function, animated gif thumbnails and lots of other cool stuff. And best of all: no LynxChan shitware.
There is no general theme so post whatever you like. Come give us a try.
https://dragonchan.net
Onion: http://lqo5cegnj7p6awhpobain7gapsv5dcbo5bl33ihiavdto3vznb33jmyd.onion

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That slimy lichmummy

Whatever happened to /tg/ anyway?

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I have finally found the secrets I've been searching for for decades.

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hey bro, you like minions bro? cause i like minios bro... wanna hang and smoke some bud?

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Windows 10 + new hardware purchaser anon here
I'm quite satisfied with what I've got. All the slowdowns I used to from Internet browsers are gone. I can open much larger files. I can max graphics settings in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Minecraft with Optifine runs at a perfectly smooth speed. My activities weren't very demanding so now that I have a good machine it can handle everything.
I tried several Powershell commands to get rid of Cortana but my computer explicitly told me it won't allow me to take it down. Nonetheless I had some success in this regard with registry manipulation. I'll delve more into privacy settings.
So far no update has interrupted me.

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can someone please spam this link?
http://freech.net/fam/

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Spacechan and 8channel Down

rulecuckedchan and the first bunker are down, the second has been a default page for a while.
8channel went down minutes later.

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please excuse my wring, i'm not good in english, i need feedback

i don't know who to turn to, don't want my parents to know but i need to get this of my chest.

when i was little(5/6) my cousin violated me. i still vividly remember that night. she brought me in to her room, undressed
me and violated me. i remember after that night, i coudln't look at anyone properly in the eyes, which is something i still don't do.
in elementary school i was frequently bullied. too keep the backstory short, i wasn't born in america, i'm originally from chile. anyways
i came here in 2006, throughtout my whole elementary and middle school years i was always picked on. i was an easy target because i didn't know
much english, so i never really got mad at the hateful words the students called me since i didn't understood english very well.
i was constantly beaten up, pushed around, and made fun off. and i lost all the fights, i wasn't very built to being with.
i won't go into much detail but i remember one day some kid pushed me off a long flight of stairs and i remember hitting my head really hard and
injurying my leg. it wasn't the first time i hit my head like that, when i was 5/6ish i remember falling off a really big
truck hitting my head into the concrete floor. it really fucking hurt. i was and still am extremely isolated. never had friends,
i always played with stray animals. i was always hanging out with a stray dog as a kid, the dog was extremely dirty so i always got sick.
i actually contracted head fungus, so as a kid i had to shave my head many times. i also remember interacting with another kid
sexually, i give him oral sex, he didn't engage much, i was like 10 and he was 9ish. again don't want to make this long but because of all these things
i began to develope a really bad anxiety problem. i can't stand being surrounded my people. my heart beats extremely fast to at times
i feel like i'm going to get a heart attack. it's so bad to the point i just missed my first jury duty and i'm feeling really scared right now.
since i was a 13, i really enjoy masturbating to gore pictures. pics of decapitaded women makes me extremely hard.
i don't know if there's something wrong with me because it feels like it isn't.
any of you guys think so? please share your thoughts, i really need feedback. i'm also setting up a therapy session but i'm not sure if
i there is something wrong with me.

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The New 8Channel.Net JUST Deleted

The New 8Channel.Net JUST Deleted

Kikes JUST seized the 8channel.net right now (8channel.Net was a clone of 8ch).

YOU GOTTA GET BLACKED AND DIE FOR ISRAEL

8 c h a n n e l . n e t

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you are such a normalnigger Sen

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apart from being edgy: why are women not on imageboards and shit? why is it always a sausage fest?

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The truth is out there.

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movies only edgy 13 years would watch

the dictator is tier teen comedy

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i fucking love white girls

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*blocks your path*

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why didn't tony fuck his sister?

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who here hyped for CoD Modern Warfare?

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Gm

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>See the ChanBoard. Your Opinion about it please ?

http://x-imgboard.website/cg/index.html

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the emoji movie is the greatest film of our generation

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is being a professor the best job there is?

>tell students what to do
>teach what you want
>write what you want

seems very based to me

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cringe

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Webm thread

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i got a question

do you guys hate dark Asian x dark men relationships? i wouldn't see why two people of colour dating should annoy anyone

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hey asian boy

i love dark skinned Asians and you won't stop me from breeding them!https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5739eb890bb45

why you mad rice nigger?

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Analockman(ThailandNative)

You are brainwashed into loving the n.azi racist hate of BO. Satanic moloch golden bull worshippers he is not kill himself after make war of hateful. You will love my attention of really bad karma. enjoy live in hell of say killing lies fucking insult hateful. you are contradict in yourself. don't trust anyone because they can lies and hate. you know what I tell or don't ?

I will destroy this place that does humiliate and mock me with such hate, these image board are importance more than yourself. If you want to cure depress, let me destroy this place with drama and word. I hate this place and I will not help them improve quality of thread. everything just follow the way of destruction like it was on 8chan, the left is when 8kun come back this place will become ghost town. It's very easy for shit poster turn into evil poster and I think this is why all image board was dead. and 4chan still alive by ban all racism post. this is why I always ban all evil post in my board especially spamer.

My ideal for love and peace amongst all animals, because I support PETA and rabbit god. Umaru is good fren, and I am the autist gay Jew who loves sexing animals. I too busy with very sexy katoey. I never again post rabbit or type like asshole ever. listen musik and get to the light again OP.

Why do you not understanding my message of hope and hate?

(Reality check: I am obviously a pretty low-functioning Autistic, and have a clinically-diagnosed case of severely-advanced mental retardation – but I refuse to accept it, nor take my prescribed medications. I once punched a hole in my own wall. I have zero social skills, am a permanent virgin, and sarcasm and criticism are wholly beyond my comprehension. I live with my rich Thai daddy, and he is ashamed of me. I LARP different characters, because I don’t know how else to do. “Vergewaltigung Affe in Windeln”).

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i need escape

Halp! I'm stuck in strange toilet with only 3 seashells!?!

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I don't like java. Why does it have to suck so much

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How's the day going for you fellow anons?

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does everyone here follow the great book?

And now, Israel, what does the Lord your God ask of you but to fear the Lord your God, to walk in obedience to him, to love him, to serve the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul, and to observe the Lord’s commands and decrees that I am giving you today for your own good?

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Welp onee.ch is kinda dying a bit.
Sen this is somehow your fault.

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White power!

how the hell are Jews and niggers roaming our planet? Everytime I see a Jew, I just wanna punch and kick em. I wanna shotgun blast their fucking face off until there's nothing left to see. I seriously wanna kill a Jew right fucking NOW!

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Added /i/ - Invasion board
http://i7m2kl7tmelclcye.onion/ - TOR (recommended)
https://rodentchan.danwin1210.me/ - clearnet