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Anonymous 01/03/2021 (Sun) 11:26:08 No. 20169
>>20398 Ban me then rulecuck
>>20398 now theyre either going to ddos or cp spam, or both.
>>20400 So be it.
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It was fun but was derailed by the mod. *Sigh*
>>20402 Fun is fun but don't let it break the rules. It's not too much to ask.
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>>20401 >a BO that acts like a man
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>>20403 >follow my rules >this is my house
>>20405 they dont seem to change on petty whims.
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>>20406 >patch could take a lesson
i should work for the government or something with this innate power to break peoples minds.
>>20408 CIA hit me up, i will crack those terries
>sen says stop >their ears go down and their tails between their legs good boys.
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>>20411 time for your meds
>>20410 tbh it just saps the fun out of it and changes the mood when a mod comes around and starts telling you how youre allowed to have fun on a random board. A board dedicated to shitposting precisely like this thread. Doesnt matter. I tried fighting the mod battle. You cant win. They are drunk with power and will not budge even if youre one of their only users.
hes refreshing an imageboard can you fucking believe that? i bet he shits in a toilet too
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>>20414 >all day every day so normal
>>20413 sounds like a cope to me pussy
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youre fucking dyslexic and type like a slow retard jole
>>20419 It being slow and painful and in the end pointless because all he gets in response is nonsense is literally the joke. Its what i tried to explain to him with words in another thread. Now im showing him via media instead of telling him but he isnt self aware enough to catch it. The slow typing is intentional hyperbole
Now every time i post his face it just gets funnier because it keeps going over his head.
Although now that i had to explain it its not funny anymore. Damnit.
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>>20420 youre talking to me. and cool post hoc rationalization there
it was just 2deep4me yawn
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>>20423 >cool post hoc rationalization Ok its funny again
>>20424 You didnt watch it to the end did you?
>>20426 where im supposed to be stunned and paused by that shoop of me crying wow, avant garde as fuck boy
>>20427 >crying You arent crying at all. Thats just the glare of the screen on your eyes. You didnt even watch it to the end lol
>>20428 think really hard jole.
>>20427 Your face is stone the entire time. Not happy or sad. Just grey mute. Even as you post your sarcastic wit you show no visible emotion. You sit, with the hum of the computer in the background and you refresh the page only to be greeted with a reply that is nonsense, mocking you. The camera closes in, on your stone face, neither happy nor sad. Right back where you started before you posted, your time wasted.
Callan you have no sense of humor at all.
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ive been bested by the most humorous man on the planet yet again, shucks!
>>20432 Youre not only a pedophile youre also boring
>>20433 >controversial positions >relentless argumentative skill >obsessed about by faggots like you >boring
>>20432 Jokes not funny when you have to break it down like that Its funny given the context Its not suffering or anything that youre laughing at. Its a choice not a condition. A self imposed state of being. Callan, youre butthead in real life and robert is beavis. In that context its hilarious, not sad.
both of you are sad
But yeah all this brain draining conversation, missed jokes, coupled with that random mod called sen reminded me why i took a break and i think its about time to do it again.
i can see why you and patch are kindred spirits. you can spin anything in your favor, twist or delude anything to suit your narrative - or just ignore it. at the end of it all, youre flawless.
>>20437 slink back into irrelevance then bitch
>>20438 Our narrative won. You lose little grey man.
>>20441 >we hivemind now what is it i lose, exactly?
>>20442 >what did i lose Face
>>20443 whered it go?
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allow me to refresh
>>20443 >sucks off a site ddosing, cp spamming, literal shit posting retard gremlin >thinks he still has face only in your head, buddy
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>spamming the same image over and over again for every reply is fun for Jole
this is some cancerously autistic shit tbh
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>paid goonery begone shill
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>youre so obsessed with me you made a meme <was paid to >.... *refresh*
>patch is so obsessed he paid jole >after paying to DDOS multiple sites so how does the trolling thing work; bulk payment for X # of "*refresh*" posts, $ per post, what?
>>20465 >he paid jole Are you serious?
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>>20465 >patch is obsessed too Now THATS a cope.
>>20466 see >>20463 I asked for the invoice and patch actually fucking posted it
>>20467 nigger he paid you to make fun of his enemy make some more cock slurping noises in response
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>>20469 >dude you got paid to draw >pathetic
>>20470 oh no no no, the focus has totally shifted from you to him you're just a paid goon, nobody really cares about you at this point
>>20468 I can't believe that's true. It would be hilarious and make patch look like a total idiot.
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>>20472 >now my focus has shifted to patch
>>20473 I mean he posted the actual invoice, and jole's straight up admitting it (a bit angrily in that 9chan thread, I don't think he expected patch to admit it) I'm fucking shocked myself, I expected outright denial
Looks like once again old jole made a fool out of everyone and got paid.
>>20476 is that what you tell yourself while you're sucking dick for $20's behind Wendy's?
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>>20476 A real shame you had to crash the meme by spamming it so hard, it was funny.
at least cracking down on the spamming shouldn't be a moral issue for Sen at this point, since it's essentially paid shilling.
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>>20481 >this should be banned >its paid shilling after all
so explain how this is now any different from some bit.ly link spam.
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>>20484 >no seriously this is spam >explain how it isnt
>>20485 boy that sure was some counterargument you gave there, I am swayed by this.
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>>20486 >wow you sure proved this isnt spam and shouldn't be banned
Please do tell us more about this business transaction, Jole. What did Patch request? "Give me a meme that will utterly BTFO Callan for all time?" "Please help me troll Callan, I can't manage it alone?"
>>20488 I cant, we wrote a contract. Just know part 2 of the plan is over so im sure hell spill the beans soon enough
>>20489 So I imagine you'll be fucking off of it now, and we can safely assume any further "waiting.png" spam is Patch?
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>we wrote a contract please post the NDA
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>he took herdchan offline
>>20494 that must have been what he had planned for the end of part 2 all along ebin
>>20495 I'm blown away
his 600chan has more traffic anyway
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Financial choices had to be made and paying Jole was a priority. I hope you understand. Thank you for visiting and posting on Herdchan every day, it's been a great adventure. -P
>>20499 nothing of value etc
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>That does it. I'm going back to Oneechan for quality discussions. See you losers
rent free
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>>20503 >rent free
>>20504 is this just the new skyjack quote response?
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>>20505 >Is this just the new skyjack quote response?
>>20506 guess it is
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>>20507 >guess it is


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