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OC Anonymous 09/03/2020 (Thu) 00:49:40 No. 14823
Guys. I'm not feeling so good... better watchout. I think I might... blarghhhhh! OC thread. Hopefully long-term.
>>14823 Looks more like it's fellating the rainbow than vomiting the rainbow. But good job, either way.
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These are just quick ones. I've spent +12 hours on images and gotten but a 'meh'. Cats Of Shaolin took +8, +10, and +12 hours respectively for the three of them. Also, I'm kind of running out of ideas.
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Do you remember where you were when onee.ch crashed?
Never let the sun go down on your anger.
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Does the early bird enjoy the worm as much as the late bird enjoys the sleep?
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Reaction pic.
The following file systems are due for backup at this time:
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keking'em up and knocking'em down. Fortune: JD will be legendary!
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What am I thinking about?
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I can speak and don't need thought bubbles. Are you jealous?
>>14980 a steak
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This is currently my favorite one of JD. It was inspired by that one with the cat, with all the knives pointing at him. You know the one. See, he's totally fucked. There is no way out of that. It's game-over. There's even AK-47's and RPG's pointing at him. Yet he's laughing his ass off, like a mother-fucker. Were you ever in a situation in which the outcome was so assuredly bad that it became comical? As if every force in the known universe was aligned against you? That's what this image is about.
>>14995 2 rpgs
>>14996 and a shotgun
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Two hours to troll UB. Maybe I should've saved this as a blank template so I could make some more along these lines?
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No lettuce, no beef!
>>15030 Why do spics exist?
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I just finished reading Catcher In The Rye so now I have that word, goddam in my head. It's on like, every page. That killed me.
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That would be funny if someone saw these and contacted the company wanting to buy one.
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Reaction pic.
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>>15101 Re-do to fix thought bubble.
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One of my favorites. Who's a good boy?
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JD, no! Life is worth living!
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Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3D movies with.
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Even a cabbage may look at a king.
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Poke your head up, annoying dog!
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Why was JD chosen to wield the blades?!
When faced with two evils, one asks why only two?
>>15152 Because you're gay.
>>15154 but you're the gay one here
>>15155 You are the gay.
>>15156 no, you're clearly the gay
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Quick images, not good enough to post on their own so here's a trio.
>>15157 You're so gay that you're heterosexual.
>>15189 exactly, which makes you gayer than me
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This is my post. There are many like it but this one is mine.
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Reaction pic to fill a void.
>>3534 habeb habeb
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>>3534 habeb habeb
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JD, no! You must take the danger seriously! The mask must go on your mouth and nose, not your ear!
>>15361 Looks like he's eating lychee.
Another SS.
>>15372 I think you're trying so hard to make her a meme because you have a secret sexual attraction to her.
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>>15372 > SS Hitler approves!
>>15387 I'm not the guy that posts her (unedited) pictures. When I select subject matter for pictures I try to find stuff people like and will repost. Those images do well. Those and cats. Actually, I'm working on another cat-based picture now. Might be ready later. JD gets a little love, but not here. There's too many wojack and pepe, although I've done a few spurdo. I try to come up will new ideas. >>15389 SS = Stephanie Shitpost
Edinburgh is the Reykjavik of the South.
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Truely, good Sir, a fine work indeed.
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>>15391 IMHO, possum posse was gold and you abandoned it before it reached its full potential.
>>15393 What did you use to make that?
>>15409 You shouldn't overuse characters else people get sick of them and they're not fun anymore. They've been going strong for over a year now. There was an invasion against Chantopia a few nights back that was repelled by an alert mod. Scuttlebutt has it that they might be developing new hit-and-run kamikaze tactics, with a squad of at least three new troops in training.
>>15412 It's a screenshot from Mirror's Edge Catalyst with some photoshopping involved.
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>>15418 here's some from the Witcher 3
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Next time I should try fire. He keeps coming back to life.
>>15420 chug nepalm and eat a match.
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Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
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>>15453 Looks like some random image from DuckDuckGoose
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Nonk!! Sometimes I really question my sanity. Today I had routine blood work to do, so I get up early and went to the lab. I play the card game with my insurance cards at the automatic card reader and take a seat. I'm alone. There's a flat screen TV on the wall for patients to watch as they wait, as is the case in many clinical waiting rooms. As you many be thinking, blood work patients often have to fast. So here's this TV with this guy, trying to tell you to come to his restaurant. He's got this goddam chocolate ice cream, with strawberries and all. He's going on and on about it, how it's sooo good. There's money shots of the mousse or whatever it is. The lab tech, a woman, probably in here early 20's, finally calls me in. Usually I don't say anything during the draw, but today I ask the woman if she appreciates the irony of a TV pushing chocolate mousse to people that aren't supposed to be eating. This really kills me, but I keep it together. So she's doing the draw and stabbing up my left arm. It's clear she doesn't really know what she's doing because she's telling me the needle is in, but I can see it's not because I can see the end of it that's tapered. She gives up on that arm and tries the right one. She's about an inch off where I know that big vein is. She jokes she should tell people it's her first day, and the rest of the day will go wrong. I agree she's jinxed. I was going to tell her how to get out of a jinx, but I didn't want her to think me a kook. Besides, I don't believe in that shit anyway. I'm still trying to keep it together. She finally gets it, and tapes up both my arms. Now I look like a freak with medical tape and pads on both arms. I should note I'm wearing a "The Walking Dead" shirt. I start to tell her relax, she's not the worst I'd had (she really wasn't), but maybe the second worst. I meant it as sarcastic/funny but as sometimes occurs it came off as sarcastic/mean. I really can be one of sharp tongue. People simply cannot appreciate the level of sarcasm I bring to the table. Here I am, with both arms taped like a moron, and this guy going on about mousse to people that shouldn't eat anything, with the second worst arm-stabber I ever did have. There were these fat people, a couple, in their early '20's outside that had no business being fat going to some Corona virus tent to see if they had the old 'rona. Everyone had on these masks that do next to nothing, and we're all going to die (someday) anyway. I recall that line from Fight Club: "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero". I lost it. I started laughing at the sheer absurdity of it all but I don't think anyone could really tell due to the fact that I was wearing a mask. I just got past the fat people before I started laughing like >>15361 And you thought JD was just a meme.
>>15456 Nice pasta. Does it come in whole wheat?
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>>15460 Nope. Only semolina. Looking for sauce though.
>>15461 that looks horrible
>>15472 It's just flour.
>>15474 flour scares the shit out of me desu
>>15472 This is what you do with it (among other uses): https://9chan.tw/food/thread/99 It's pretty grainy and makes for heavy pasta. Bob's is one of the best brands (and pricey too).
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For all your Jole trolling needs...
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Might as well post of the rest of these so they're in one place.
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The weak should fear the strong.
>>15528 My file fell off. Take #2.
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>>15529 FFS. Take #3 (strikes and I'm out until tomorrow).
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>>15522 New digit checker. You use it like so.
I'll come visit you, JD! Don't worry.
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>>15557 My file fell off again. Take #2.
>>15556 off by one
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I made these days ago and wanted to post them, but wanted to wait until after the raid on 8camel /doom/ so the element of surprise wouldn't be lost.
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>>15570 Ok that looks like shit. Won't try that again. :-DD
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Did you ever dance with the Devil by the pale moonlight?
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We're scientists. We have to do things we hate -- that even sicken us.
>>15648 Funky.
>>15655 check'em or else
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My file fell off again.
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My files are being stripped off my posts about 50% of the time. Senwick, help! Give the database a kick or something.
>>15671 I'll try to find a fix
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My characters won 2020, hands down. None are as prolific as these. There's over 209 images featuring them. We're everywhere. Almost no one is making anything new in the past year. The guy that does Toilet Man did great, though. He's probably #2.
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I'd like to thank the academy and Klim...
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You kids are too young to remember the original toilet man.
>>15795 you mean you?
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Been reading Yotsuba &! lately and got some cool screenshots. Pic related is a screenshot I ran through waifu2x and colored. Surprisingly harder than it seems
>>15839 Original screenshot
>>15839 Nice, but probably should have cropped out all that whitespace.
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JD, no! You can't breathe out there.
>>15870 The whitespace is good as the background imo but yeah I can see where you're coming from.
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Actually, I hate corn dogs. They're an abomination. How can we make hotdogs even more gutter-tier? Hold my beer...
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>>15875 Yeah, much better.
>>15874 She's not planning to eat it...
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om nom nom
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Better version of last night's post. At least he has a theme now. The last one was a reaction pic for a thread.
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That's a bad-ass font, no?
>>15988 ooh that looks cool
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Anything that is said to you in life can be answered with one of these pics. Think about that for a moment.
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JD, no! Get out of the dumpster! No one will respect you if they see you like that.
>>16084 This a strange fascination you have.
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>>16086 I prefer the term dedication to excellence but whatever totes your goat.
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In comparison with the ancients, we stand like dwarfs on the shoulders of giants.
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I win ceramic delmation.
>>16460 Do screenshots count as OC?
>>16463 Also, Sen, allow bmps. Lots of old games save screenies as bmps.
>>16465 done.
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>>16473 Got imagemagick, bash, and sed? Try this: for image in *.bmp *.BMP; do [ -f "${image}" ] && echo convert -strip "${image}" "$(echo ${image} | sed 's,.bmp$,.png,i')"; done
>>16475 Change echo convert to convert when you're sure it'll work.
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Hard to believe, I know.
I appear to have broken the hair.
>>16565 there's tons of broken/weird geometry in this game. Sliding on this slope causes the character to glitch out and keep on infinitely sliding in place. It's weird
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Good job, JD! I'm so proud of you.
A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
>>16666 Nice get.
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C'mon man. You know me.
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>>16688 Fun fact: Power Flower is the name of a music track from the Sega Genesis game Sub-Terrania.
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I've no context for this one outside of a tech discussion. That being said, I need a name for my giblets lizard. Just calling him "komodo dragon" isn't distinctive enough. I was thinking about "Kenny".
>>16706 Call him Sharkie. Because you're jumping the shark.
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>>16710 Never look at the empty seats. -Charlie Daniels
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Biden, sharing some of his cone.
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There really is a 9fans admin. I caught it and here's proof.
>>16758 Fuckin' A, the witch draws back the curtain.
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And here I thought I'd run out of ideas. Opportunity will present itself if you wait long enough.
Don't try kicking against the wind.
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You better pick up. Hell-o!
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867 5309
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Corn Pop was a bad dude.
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When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
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happy birthday to me if anyone cares I know they don't (*sigh*)
>>16976 Happy Birthday, same birth month as me bro.
>>16976 Happy birthday anon!
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>>16978 >>16979 ty anons
>>16981 sleep tight, pupper
>>16982 You're not doing it right! Now you have lung-aids.
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Get the Gauss Rifle.
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Reaction pic for all your low-effort agreement needs.
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A reaction pic, a lmao, and a statement. This felyne is your friend - he fights for cat-free dinners! Chinaman, please!
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Just salvaged more pics from my dying USB drive. Enjoy some random screenshots.
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There's alot of opportunity to use this one, though maybe not here.
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As of Tuesday, C will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update all programs.
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Fortune: Patch will start a new chan within a week.
kys retard
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You've always got the option of having just committed suicide!
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Why hello there!
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This is an older one, but I unbranded it for use on any /b/. Can you believe 9fans deleted this?
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>>17677 Lol, yes I can, that's why I left.
>>17678 Probably was in your thread too as I was saying goodbye. Hopefully you're not leaving the chan-o-verse.
>>17683 Thanks for the farewell, m8. No, I'm still anonymous 4 life, I'm just going back to maining comfy boards like this one. Staying on 9chan would just be validating the admins' shitty behavior, so it's better in my opinion to have integrity for the culture and support the places where it's best represented. Like I said, if the site ever changes into better hands, I'll be back.
you're an old piece of shit and your photo editing """skills""" suck
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>>17687 He knows he sucks. He's desperate to create a "meme" that will catch on. A few months ago he made a thread claiming that hyena should be the new pepe. Ever since, he's been spamming these quick photoshop jobs. He's chosen quantity over quality. It's beginning to get annoying.
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>>17687 Says the guy that can't even format text properly... Someone else had me as fat today as well. Now I got to be old too? Damn. >>17705 My images are pretty widely reposted and that thread said JD should replace pepe. Pepe is over 5 years old and didn't even originate on the alt-chans. >quantity Some of the images are quick. Some are 30+ layer images taking 12+ hours. Speaking of quality, you might want to clean up all those stray pixels on your image. That's a terrible crop. >It's beginning to get annoying. Sorry. I aim for full annoyance for I'll have to step up my game.
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>>17722 Boo-ha! Caught you all sleeping. Again. Better version.
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>>17777 I didn't even crop that pic, you spaz. It's an old meme from back when you were in diapers. Nice quads, I guess.
>>17778 Well now it's cleaner with a more general purpose message for use as a reaction image.
>>17781 You're a psycho. This is psycho talk.
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Enchanted image: Due to the subject matter, this image always counts as first-time posted OC, no matter how many times it's posted.
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I had an idea: Greta Thumberg
It's a cat-astrophe!
You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
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Try again
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I just realized I'm the only person on planet earth using an imageboard right now.
Your supervisor is thinking about you.
>>18183 lay off the weed anon, im here using one too
It had to be done. I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
Many a true word spoken in jest.
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Warning: this fortune may change your life.
>>18290 ominous
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Color-to-alpha and partial transparency test. I'll have to play around with this idea tomorrow when I have more time.
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Maybe lower the opacity to make him blend in more, but then it's harder to tell what it is. There's a fine line between confusing the viewer and letting him know what he's looking at.
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Another quick rodent and a new troop. You can never have enough troops when you are trying to rule the chan-o-verse.
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You guys get out of there! If you break it, I can't afford to replace an antique.
>>18477 maybe there's just no boards worth it board like herdchan, it's like smacking a toddler
>>18482 Nah, I think they're just pansies who can't do it anymore.
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Troops are amassing. Something's up.
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>>18541 Thnx for your password, just deleted all your possum posts. Sucker!
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>>18547 Every possum fights for the glory of the possum-posse and knows the risk before he charges into battle. We kill and are killed, only to rise again for battle in an endless cycle of birth and death.
Ditat Deus.
>>18555 the posse is dead long live the posse
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'Tis the season for polar stephanies.
>>14823 >make oc to help pedos and trannies in their daily internet escapism Nah fuck this community
>>18755 posilutely sneething dubs check'd
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Altchans are a lot more dead when Possums nigger isn't doing his rounds.
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JD, you're all fucked up. You need help! Get out of the manure pit! >>18874 Lemme strap my goggles on...
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>>19051 Old pikachu was such a zebra rancher. Once he cranked it up so high that the captcha looked like an actual zebra's stripes and no one could figure out what was written within. That's where the whole zebra thing came from: Lynxchan's captchas look like real zebra stripes at max level.
>>19076 *crickets chirping*
>>19077 kek'in dubs of dunce Get off my cloud.
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>>15987 >>17776 >>18183 >>18468 >>19111 weirdos sharing images of me on a dead chan that i dont even visit i would sue you for civil harassment but i have to save up money for my own potential criminal charges, ur on notice
>>19118 You've become somewhat of a star. I only expect you to come on stronger in 2021.
>>19121 expect a lawsuit and restraining order in 2021
>>19118 >that i dont even visit
>>19560 apparently i do now whats up my dude
>>19563 Give us some new material.
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Get back jack
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There's so few places I can post. I'm ronin now.
>>19670 we's all ronin massa
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>>19730 Just pooed my pants, is that normal?
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With almost 30 boards overran in 2020, you've gone from an old meme and stock images to having your own armed troops with foot soldier goons, an alliance with the trash pandas, and matching under your own flag. Good job guys.
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This is another way to crop an image with fine detail: https://teckangaroo.com/gimp-how-to-remove-background/ However, you still have to go back in with the eraser pixel by pixel anyway and it probably ends up taking even longer with no better results. Granted, my subject was more complex than the example. I could probably remove the water mark with resynthasizer, at least on the shirt but it's very continued existance is a testament that I have done exactly the thing they did not want me to do: take and use their image. Anyway, have a reaction image.
>>20046 muh impotent rage
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She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes when she comes. She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes when she comes.
>>20044 trying to crop around hair is maddening
>>20550 I thought the greyscale technique would be better so I kept following along, only to waste something like 2-3 hours.
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Look, man. You know me.
>>20580 I get hampered enough by doing shit in some random autistic self-figured way, then needing to redo it from scratch having come up with a much better way to do it, because crippling OCD perfectionism about detail fucking nobody else would notice or care about.
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You made the cover, jole! I knew you had it in you.
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I originally wanted this image to have a hell/hades background but couldn't find one that night. This is more like the version I wanted.
About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.